18 4 / 2014

queeniman:

zerostatereflex:

Fertilization

A beautifully done animation on how you became you.

See the full video here as I left out some really cool parts.

From 300 or so million down to ONE.

YOU. MADE. IT.

Edit:
Let’s think about this for a moment. The US population is roughly 330 million human beings. For the purposes of demonstration, take almost the ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE US and put them on the west coast, packed as tightly as possible. You’re just chillin, somewhere south of Pasadena let’s say, trying to get free, sweating and hungry with a desire you’ve never experienced before. You know you’re going to die though you think you’ll be the one to make it.

Then like the ULTIMATE hunger games of GENETIC WIN you traverse across the country desperately trying to get to the goal with absolute disregard for the other 299 million people. Your mom, dad, brother, sister, grandma, everyone you’ve ever known dies. You somehow get to the end. Where you bust through a gated base only to be sealed in and combined with another human to make a brand NEW human.

300,000,000 and you’re the only survivor. And your prize is to essentially die and reconstitute into a new being.

That’s awesome.

wow

(via guajirita)

18 4 / 2014

18 4 / 2014

"

You find yourself in a group of people standing next to a cliff.

Suddenly, someone pushes another person, sending them over the edge. Thankfully, the victim is able to hold on to the edge rather than fall to their death, but nobody makes a move to help them or stop the perpetrator. Everyone, including yourself, simply stands there watching.

Angry that they’ve been pushed, angry that nobody is helping them as they struggle not to fall, the victim screams, ‘Is anybody going to fucking help me??’

That gets everyone’s attention. ‘Why are you mad at me?’ one person asks. ‘I didn’t push you.’

'Nobody is going to want to help you with an attitude like that.'

'You're just as bad as him.'

Nobody makes a move to help.

The victim screams in frustration, their fingers slipping. ‘You’ve got to be fucking joking!’ they shout as they lose their grip.

'You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.' You say as you walk away.

Welcome to the anti-sj/’real justice’ movement.

"

18 4 / 2014

personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

(via traumatrae)

18 4 / 2014

9021heaux said: cute cute

Thank you!

18 4 / 2014

d0nn0:

Stop scrolling

Snails have 5 assholes

Okay keep scrolling

(via magnacarterholygrail)

18 4 / 2014

New clothes are here! Tags are still on (I may still return some things) I’ve decided to brave the bikini this summer.

18 4 / 2014

holding-the-rope:

shadowpassion:

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

I will never stop my assault on tumblr and feminism

You will never silence the voice of men, never.

You can not gain equality unless you give it.

Ps? Getting kicked in the testicles is scientifically more painful than giving birth. So you can fuck yourselves.

I will never give up until every tumblr feminist is gone, withering away in the dirt. The egalitarian master race sends their regards.

Feminism is outdated.

Guys look fresh men tears

(Source: unbreakablesoul, via complic-ate)

18 4 / 2014

justinspoliticalcorner:

Harry Reid’s right on. 

h/t: Caitlin MacNeal at TPM

(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

18 4 / 2014

"Denise Huxtable looked like a girl Harry Styles"

—-A 12 year old on the internet.. 

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18 4 / 2014

oneandonlyjay:

frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

kingsxoqueens:

bestpal:

oh she hittin that

^^^

yaasss

Selena had the moves

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh, via bsquared86)

18 4 / 2014

diamss:

conceivethedream:

emeraldjade:

Are my eyes decieving me? Or did he get really built all of a sudden??

Yaaaassss I am here for thick Michael!

(Source: michaelbjdaily, via bsquared86)

18 4 / 2014

howtobeafuckinglady:

pepper-coast:

howtobeafuckinglady:

I remember when all of you were dragging Kanye and talking about how Pharrell was shitting on him and I said he was more of a coon than Ye was and I got a bunch of hate mail 

yesssss, people were all like why is Ye complaining and why can’t he be more like Pharrell and just create/build a platform without the need for white validation, now look

!!!

18 4 / 2014

18 4 / 2014

mangopussy:

socialrealist:

How the CIA Helped Create the Crack Epidemic in the Black Community

All black people need to hear this shit.

this is fucking incredible. please watch this. notice that the war on drugs by the police was started BEFORE the crack epidemic happened. and tell me that’s not genocide.

(via whitegirlsaintshit)